Chapter 306: Fucking Amazing [1/2]
My Siren\'s used my former weapons with terrifying efficiency against the rouges. And even though they had problems like jamming and age, the girls were all smart enough to work through them.
\'Probably because of {Gather}, after I showed each Siren how to use their guns, they all not only memorized the controls, but also understood the quirks," I speculated.
Actually, I tried to show them how to reload the guns earlier, but Bella, being the technical person she was, did something on the spot.
"Reloading guns manually is boring, I want something like Exa reload. Let me make one. [Inventory] 629."
With the 629 competitor in her hands, she began invoking her latest {Fate} {Program} for all to hear.
"{Program} Name [Top Up]. {Program} Begin. Define [Weapon] parameter [Bullet]. Define [Bullet] parameter count. If [Weapon] [Bullet].count < 10% then invoke {Fate} {Reload}. Dependency: Soul count > 50, {Rewind} family {Fate} {Reload}.
Exit {Program}. Done! Compile!"
She then removed all bullets from the 629 she was holding.
"[Top Up] Set [Weapon]. Smith and Wesson 629 Competitor. Set [Bullet] .44 Remington Magnum."
Bella then smiled and opened the revolver cylinder. Instead of being empty, the revolver was fully loaded with bullets.
"Holy shit!" I exclaimed.
Satisfied with the results, Bella shared [Top Up] with the rest of the Sirens, much like I shared [Autoload] and [Autosave].
When we all saw how complicated it was to create a {Program}, I initially thought everyone would lose interest.
If I didn\'t have Exa, there was no way I could do all that. But then a resident genius stole the spotlight.
"{Program} name: [Filter]. {Program} begin. If left eye blink = 2, then invoke {Imaging} - X-Ray. If right eye blink = 2, then invoke {Imaging} - Thermal. Condition: Blink Speed < 200 milliseconds. End {Program} Compile".
Bella somehow understood all that and praised her. "Wow! That is super handy! Send it to me too!"
Liv came over and whispered in my ear. "My love, shouldn\'t {Interpret} allow me to understand the Southerner languages? What were they talking about?"
Chucking, I answered as best I could.
"They\'re talking computer. Don\'t mind it, love. Let\'s just focus on what we know."
"They talk in computer? How strange. If you say so, love."
\'Exa, you better hurry up and compile or you will be outdated by the time you get out,\' I warned my {Kismet}
Aki, Lilly and Jo, the smart ones, also started creating various programs to prepare for tomorrow.
Robyn, Liv and I, who made up the dumb group, passed the time by learning how to clean our weapons.
Coming back to the present, the Sirens added various {Programs} to their fighting styles. Some of them even imitated the abilities of Exa and even the {Armory}.
However, even without these, they were all skilled and had extremely varied fighting styles. For the first ten minutes or so, they were all struggling in one way or another. But the moment Bella\'s AI army arrived, the battle speed suddenly increased by leaps and bounds.
My children\'s machines took advantage of the Siren\'s weaknesses and capitalized on their strengths. The only downside was that when Bella arrived, she deleted the rooms I had created.
Funnily enough, everyone but Bella asked me to keep them company with {Connect} anyway.
Jo and Robyn fought in super close quarters. However, even though they were fighting in the same area, they had different tendencies.
The Italian used my AR-15, which was basically a carbine with a 14" barrel. She abused the rifle by stabbing zombies with the muzzle before firing. So despite the use of firearms, Jo was soon covered in blood.
I wasn\'t sure if it was because she had used a dagger before, but she also mixed in her backup pistol for off-handed attacks. From time to time, Jo would throw her guns in the air and body slam zombies before the guns hit the ground.
This, of course, was in addition to kicking the shit out of anything within reach.
[Darling, do Italian martial arts involve a lot of kicking? Why are you so fond of them?]
[Hmm... I don\'t know, Darling. Italian martial arts started with gladiators, so they usually had at least a knife or a stick most of the time. But Bianchi got posted in China during WWII and learned Jiu Jitsu from the Japs. Somewhere along the way, they added judo and kickboxing to create Kick Jitsu.]
[There is a martial art in Italy called Kick Jitsu?]
[I know, Darling, it sounds stupid, but it works. And it can be incorporated to synchronize with martial arts that use knives, swords, and staffs. Viva la Italia!]
Seemingly having fun, Jo then got super pissed when Sabel reported that the only Rank E giant in Zone had already been terminated.
Meanwhile, Robyn loved to saw off the faces or limbs of her opponents with sprays of 9mm rounds. The blade MAC-11\'s tended to jam a lot, so she got mad at them and used them as hammers. This gruesome way of fighting naturally drenched her in blood and gore.
She also has a penchant for using the M26 grenades as baseballs. When thrown, they usually smashed into groups of zombies. My kitten\'s throwing arm was even better than those who played Major League Baseball.
Robyn originally had trouble finding undead, but when Sabel sent her their locations, Robyn\'s efficiency skyrocketed.
I have noticed some of her strange quirks. For one, Robyn hated female zombies with big tits. She also had an extreme dislike for redheaded guys.
Even though zombies do not feel pain, my Aussie tortures these two body types religiously. She will practically quarter the former while exploding the testicles of the latter.
[Uh, kitten? The bitch is already dead. A single bullet would suffice.]
[How dare that slagger flaunt those knockers when she is already dead! Fucking cunt! Possum, you were enchanted by those fucking lumps of fat, weren\'t you?]
[No Kitten, I definitely wasn\'t, I\'m just looking at your cute ass]
[Hmph! You sure? You\'re not just saying that?]
[Of course Kitten, the way your butt bounces when you fight makes me horny.]
I actually found myself enjoying the Siren\'s fight. What I told Robyn was no lie, watching my girls kick ass made my manhood stand erect.
But since there were seven of them, I did have a single free second. With Jo and Robyn dominating their zones, I checked on the others.
Jasmine and Aki, unlike the first two, had unique approaches to the fight. My Wifey used [Sky Walk] and ran to the best sniper perch she could find. At first, she found it difficult to kill beyond the range of the M24. But soon Bella sent reinforcements.
A swarm of Black Hornet Nanos began guarding Jasmine\'s perimeter. I could see them on the screen thanks to Bella, but it was still better to have eyes on the ground. Henry brought two MAARS and began to act as bait.
My black-skinned lover had an easier time killing the undead as they converged on Henry. The MAARS, armed with 40mm grenade launchers, made quick work of the mobs in Jas\' zone.