Chapter 28: Pocke* Monster Gold/Silver/Plain
That meant, wouldn’t I be able to produce multiple penis swords?
Like that I tested various things while getting assaulted by Alicia who frequently recovered in the middle but……the result was really half-assed. I didn’t know whether to call this just as expected or unexpected.
First the Penis Form Change. This skill was practically unusable through the old penis that had been disconnected from my senses. The old penis could at least change form, but that wasn’t the case with its mass. The end result was also subtly different from my imagination. The quality was simply lower.
On the other hand, the attribute change managed to display a relatively proper effect.
Even after it was completely detached from me, the old penis could properly transform to rock, wood, or various metals.
But it couldn’t transform into adamantite which was the essential material. And so I concluded that it seemed the old penis that had been completely separated from me could only use the inferior version of my skills.
Automatic Perfect Fit Penis Transformation could still work normally might be because it was a skill without level.
I was thinking that perhaps the problem with Alicia’s weapon could be resolved if more than one penis sword could be created but……things couldn’t be that convenient.
……But well, to ask the Sacred Knight Alicia fighting by holding and swinging around my penis was completely out ethically. Perhaps I should rejoice here that such option was out of the question.
Like that, the skill inspection’s result was slightly outside my expectation but……here there was one more experiment result that was testing my moral value.
The old penis couldn’t transform into adamantite due to the degradation of my skills, but it could change into various other metals──like gold or silver without any problem.
After learning that, a question naturally crossed my mind.
(……Is it possible, to sell this……? With that the fund for procuring Alicia’s holy sword, and also fund for running away in the worst case……)
When my thought reached that point, I shook my head 「No no no no!」.
Selling my own thing would be a really stupid thing to do, and there was a high chance that the metal would be processed by the buyer. If that happened who knew what kind of feedback would come back to me.
Besides it was still completely unknown how long this form change would continue to last.
Selling it was simply not possible to do.
There I noticed another thing that I had to consider no matter what.
「My thing increase by one using Penis Regeneration but……how long the old one will continue to exist like this when it has been completely disconnected from me……?」
I looked toward the old penis that was placed on the bed.
I didn’t know what kind of principle it had but, this old penis being able to enter combat mode meant that it also had blood flowing inside. In other words its metabolism process was working.
In that case it shouldn’t decay right away. I didn’t know at all when it would vanish. In the first place it might never vanish as long as I was alive.
Even when I tried ordering 「Vanish」 with my mind, nothing happened. The old penis kept pulsing energetically there without any change.
「If it’ll never vanish, then I’ll have to think about what to do with the extra penis……it’s quite troublesome.」
If on the contrary it would vanish one day, then I’d be able to increase my penis without worry, and I also would be able to completely erase the crazy thought of selling my own penis from my mind.
There I created another two penises with Penis Regeneration in order to inspect whether they would vanish as time passed. With this there was one TRUE penis that was growing directly from my crotch and three old penises existing in this room.
And then I turned the three penises into the gold one, the silver one, and the plain one (a penis that had no attribute change applied to it) before storing them into my luggage.
I would observe them for a long period to learn, how long the extra penises would last, and would there be any difference between them based on the material.
(Let’s wait until I confirm the condition for the penis to vanish before checking how many penis I can create. It’ll be a disaster if I make a lot of them and yet none of them will vanish……)
By the way.
I tried changing the penis that was sticking on my crotch into adamantite sword before detaching it, and then regenerating my penis, but the moment a new penis grew, the adamantite sword automatically returned into a normal penis. At the very least it was impossible at the present time to create multiple penis sword.
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Now then, several days had passed since I began the experiment of how long the detached penises would last while feeling worried that my mind might be getting poisoned by my own Gift bit by bit.
The three penises showed no sign of vanishing at all even though a considerable time had passed. I felt astonished and exasperated while entering the city’s guild building.
I came here in order to receive all the rewards that I had accumulated for crushing around dungeons.
I showed myself at the guild’s reception desk and talked to the receptionist lady who I had gotten to know well.
「Eriol-san, and Allie-san. Welcome. I’ve heard of how the two of you worked like one man army in taking care of the dungeon outbreak.」
The lady called us using our registered adventurer names with a friendly smile.
「You two are here to collect the reward for destroying dungeons aren’t you? Please wait for a bit. The amount of your rewards are considerable after all, so……」
The receptionist lady left her chair and a little bit of time passed.
「Ah, you two, long time no see. I heard it, you two played an important part in the front line against the dungeon outbreak didn’t you?」
Someone called out at us from the guild’s second floor.
It was Sonya.
She was the guild master’s only daughter. She greeted the other adventurers cheerfully while running toward our location.
This was my first time meeting her since the small incident where she ended up touching my thing directly, but it seemed that Sonya herself managed to deal with that incident well.
She was still talking to me cheerfully the same like before.
「Even papa──the guild master mentioned that he want to thank you two once more. It looks like we’ll be able to resolve the dungeon outbreak in the early stage thanks to you two. ……That’s why, though this might be a bit abrupt, how about we all go eat lunch together tomorrow? The two of you still haven’t stayed in this city for long, so I’ll introduce you two to great restaurants as well as showing you two around the city.」
「Eh, is that alright?」
「Of course. The two of you are my saviors, and also the saviors of this whole area. Just showing you two around the city isn’t a big deal at all……or rather, I should have done that already for you two before this.」
Sonya nodded with a bright smile.
I was very thankful for her offer.
There was also how the dungeon outbreak had calmed down greatly these several days. We planned to also rest our overworked mind and body for a while after collecting our reward today. So strolling around the city would work just great for our relaxation.
……Perhaps Sonya called out to us at this timing because she had heard about that beforehand from the guild master.
「Thank you, that’s a great help. Then let’s meet up tomorrow at noon.」
「It’s decided! Then tomorrow noon……no, the restaurants will be crowded at that time, so I’ll pick up the two of you in the morning at the inn where the two of you are staying.」
Like that Alicia and I exchanged a promise with Sonya to stroll around the city before parting but……I wonder if you remember.
The 「obscene business discussion that would occur later on」 that was mentioned after Sonya touched my crotch.
This promise to tour the city with Sonya that was exchanged this day had half-decided the checkered fate that my crotch would arrive at.