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Chapter 84 - 84 Review on Livestream



Zhang Tiezhu was very pragmatic in every livestream.

The products recommended by him were good, affordable, and relatively new. He had a huge following among the students.

“My dear supporters, I’m Tiezhu, your favorite technology blogger.”

“My idea is to experience the latest electronic software and hardware at the cheapest price.”

“Today, I am going to review a mobile phone app for everyone. I have personally tested it and I can tell you, it is amazing!”

The moment Zhang Tiezhu started the livestream, a large number of people started watching. After hearing Zhang Tiezhu’s words, a large number of comments immediately appeared in the comments section.

“The stingiest blogger. Other bloggers give money and gifts, but you don’t.”

“Stop bragging. The products you recommended aren’t cheap either, alright? Although I can play League of Legends on the value-for-money phone you recommended, the price is actually 1,199 yuan. You are corrupted already.”

“The show where you DIY your own VR headset was not bad. Host, how about you show us how to DIY phones this time?”

“Tiezhu, you’ve changed. You never used the word ‘amazing’ before. You must have been bought.”

Zhang Tiezhu didn’t care about the comments section at all. Instead, he took out his cell phone that was used for the livestream today.

Zhang Tiezhu picked up the phone and placed it in front of the camera so that everyone could see the model of the phone clearly.

“This phone was made four years ago. It’s an entry-level phone. It’s a Rao Long 625 processor, has 4GB of memory, and 64GB of hard disk. At that time, the price was 849 yuan. Its score on AnTuTu was 78,000 points.”

“At the moment, this phone is running on an extremely streamlined operating system. It can just about manage to make calls and send messages.” Zhang Tiezhu swiped the screen and one could clearly feel the phone’s lag. “If you use it to chat on QQ or WeChat, the lag will be very obvious.”

“Sometimes the phone even hangs.” He operated the phone as he introduced its parameters. After opening QQ on the phone, because there were many messages, the phone was stuck from there.

Zhang Tiezhu was used to it. He skillfully pressed the power button of the phone and restarted it.

“Host, this isn’t a phone. This is electronic trash. Throw it away!”

“Host, I suggest you buy a basic phone instead. You can get one online for 50 yuan. It’s definitely better than the trash in your hand.”

“You just want us to look at your laggy phone? That’s too boring. What are you going to review today? Hurry up and get down to it.”

“Why are you being so mysterious? If you are not reviewing anything, we’ll do it ourselves!”

Amidst everyone’s complaints, Zhang Tiezhu’s phone finally restarted. “Finally, it’s done, bro.”

“We’ve just experienced the operations of an introductory phone from four years ago.”

“I can say with certainty that this phone has already become electronic trash. Those who have a choice would definitely not continue using it.”

“It’s completely trash now!”

The comments section instantly exploded.

“Do I need you to tell me that? We know that it’s trash!”

“F*ck, this is your review?”

“Review my ass! Do we need you to review this? Isn’t this obvious?”

“Tiezhu, if you have nothing to say, I’m leaving now!”

At this moment, Zhang Tiezhu smiled and said, “My dear supporters, the star of today’s show is here. Today’s protagonist is the Divine Dragon Optimization App! An optimization software that claims to be able to reinvigorate phones from five years ago. Your old phone will no longer be laggy!”

“This is bullshit. You are pushing it! It’s ridiculous!”

“Tiezhu, tell me, how much did the Divine Dragon Optimization App pay you to say this?”

“That’s ridiculous!”

Amidst everyone’s doubts, Zhang Tiezhu installed the Divine Dragon Optimization App on his phone, and a restart notification popped up.

“Before the app can be used, we need to restart and optimize the system. It will take about a minute.”

“My dear supporters, please do not blink. You’ll witness a miracle soon!”

After Zhang Tiezhu clicked ‘confirm’, the phone screen went black.

“Tiezhu, if this doesn’t work, I’ll unfollow you.”

“Tiezhu, witness a miracle? What miracle? I don’t believe that my phone won’t lag after installing this Divine Dragon Optimization App on it.”

“Everyone, watch carefully. We can’t let Tiezhu swap his phone and lie to us that it’s the effect of the Divine Dragon Optimization App.”

A minute went by very quickly.

Zhang Tiezhu’s phone screen in front of the camera suddenly lit up. A majestic golden dragon icon appeared in the middle of the screen, followed by a line of words in gold, “Divine Dragon Software”.

The audience was stunned by the impressive golden dragon icon.

“F*ck, even the opening screen has changed!”

“This golden dragon is so impressive looking.”

“Tiezhu, share the source of the opening screen and I’ll forgive you.”

“Why did the opening screen change? It’s unbelievable! If you want to change the opening screen, you have to change the system file. The Divine Dragon Optimization App can actually change the system file.” The comments section exploded.

Countless comments quickly came in.

About 10 seconds later, the golden dragon icon disappeared and the locked screen interface was displayed.

“Ten seconds to enter the locked screen. Before installing the Divine Dragon Optimization App, it took one minute to enter the locked screen interface.” Zhang Tiezhu explained as he entered the password to unlock it.

The phone was now at the desktop screen. There was no lag in the entire process. It was unbelievably smooth.

“F*ck, Tiezhu, did you secretly swap phones?”

“How is that possible? It was clearly so laggy just now.”

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“This app is really something.”

User Little Jiji sent a chicken drumstick!

User Yoshiba sent two chicken drumsticks!

Chicken drumstick +178.

On the public screen, gifts kept popping up. Zhang Tiezhu was excited because after so many livestreams, this was the first time so many people had given him gifts.

“Don’t be anxious. Let’s try this out. There’s no lag when I switch screens.” Zhang Tiezhu swiped to switch screens smoothly.

“I’m using QQ and WeChat. When I first entered, it was a little laggy, but I almost couldn’t feel it. The process was very smooth.” Right on the heels of that, Zhang Tiezhu opened WeChat and QQ. When he first entered, he was slightly laggy but then it became smooth. He opened the group chat. Countless messages came in, but there was still no lag.

Zhang Tiezhu tried other apps and found that all the usual apps could be used smoothly.

This phone was working almost just as well as a recently released entry-level cell phone and even a mid-range phone.

“My dear supporters, after testing, we can see that with the Divine Dragon Optimization App, this entry-level model released four years ago can be used without lag.”

“Impressive, awesome… Divine Dragon Optimization App is awesome… I’ll download it immediately.”

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“My old phone can be saved. I’ll try downloading it too.”

“Tiezhu, you actually recommended such a good app! It seems that you haven’t been bribed. I’ll reward you with a chicken drumstick.”

A “chicken drumstick +25” notification flashed on the public screen!

“Tiezhu, let’s see how good the Divine Dragon Optimization App is. Go to League of Legends and see if you can play it…”

“Try playing League of Legends…” +

Countless people repeated the same request.

“Actually, I also want to see if a phone from four years ago can be used to play League of Legends after installing the Divine Dragon Optimization App.” As Zhang Tiezhu spoke, he opened the League of Legends game on his phone. “The League of Legends game couldn’t be opened on this phone earlier. There was no either no response when you clicked on the software, or it would flash and then die off.”

“Now that I’ve installed the Divine Dragon Optimization App, I want to try again.”

Zhang Tiezhu clicked on the game icon and the software started smoothly. The image of League of Legends gradually appeared.

“Look, they’re already in! There’s no lagging or black screen. This is simply a miracle.”

“We’ve already matched the players. Let’s take a look at how the phone does in the game.” Zhang Tiezhu clicked on the random match.

“The quality of the game’s graphics is automatically adjusted to low quality. The game can reach about 50 frames… Damn, can it really be played?” Zhang Tiezhu was especially surprised.

“Wow, wow, wow…”

“Great, great, great, great…”

“Amazing! This app is amazing!”

“Tiezhu, let’s come back to the main point, URL!”

“URL…” +57

“How is it? Is this app amazing? Did someone say I was bought?” Zhang Tiezhu put down his phone with a proud look.

“Cut the crap. What we need is the URL!”

“URL…” +68

Chicken drumstick +178.

A chicken drumstick is equivalent to one yuan. He had received more than 5,000 chicken drumsticks in this livestream.

With a happy smile on his face, Zhang Tiezhu stopped teasing everyone. “The Divine Dragon Optimization App is available on all app stores. Just search and download it.”

Instantly, there were fewer comments.

Everyone was busy downloading the app.

“Liar, this app isn’t on the Dami Mall!”

“Host, you’re lying. I can’t find this app in the app store on my phone…”

“F*ck, I was searching for the Divine Dragon Optimization App in an app store. It was indicated that this app was a risky app. The phone’s warranty was affected after the app was installed. The app had been taken off the shelves.”

“Tiezhu, there’s something wrong with this app. Could it be a virus? Hurry up and see if your old phone can still be used.”

“Damn, there’s definitely something wrong with this app. After I searched the app store just now, a risk notification popped up. It said that the app will change the system file. There’s a lot of risk and it might cause a system issue.”


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