Chapter 102: Bertram and Ernie
"Oh, Apollo, naughty boy, were you checking me out as I was bending down?" Kathrine exclaimed in surprise while taking glances down south. "Not really, just stating the obvious, anyway I am ready to pass out where will I be staying tonight?"
"Your room is currently still being cleaned handsome, just for tonight why don\'t you stay with me?" Kathrine suggested while lowering her top. I shrugged my shoulders. "Works for me, oh I don\'t mind if you want to hop in as well, its your bed after all."
In my sleepy state, I had not noticed her advances and simply crawled into bed and fell asleep instantly much to the shock of Kathrine. "I thought he? Does he not? Oh forget it." Kathrine\'s ego was not damaged, her guest must have truly been exhausted if he needed to sleep now. Leaving her guest to sleep, Kathrine left her room and begun an inspection of her ship.
In my unconscious state, I entered my Mindspace and was viciously assaulted by a blue chonk the moment I entered. "Hello my beautiful girl. Are you ok? Hey get my arm out of your mouth!" Sapphire was being extremely affectionate today as she began to parade me around my Mindspace. I decided to let her have her way with me for a while as I had nothing better to do.
A few hours later, she had finally settled down underneath my Origin. Looking up at the sphere I always felt comfortable around it, while my more grounded side found it weird how it and my projection are technically the same thing.
Gazing deep into the origin, an intrusive thought entered my mind. "Do not my universe!" Onyx said manifesting herself before me. "What in all that is psionic do you think your doing telling yourself to do that? Are you trying to get yourself maimed?" Onyx yelled at my origin.
"My universe." Onyx said looking back at me with almost too much love in her humanoid eyes. "Do not open your defences on this planet. Ever. There is an incredibly strong psionic prey I had managed to find thanks to some extreme searching. It will take me a while to kill it so for now, don\'t listen to your big baby of an origin no matter how much it thinks it knows better."
The Origin did not like being called a baby and thrummed out in annoyance causing the chains that were loosely wrapped around Onyx, limbs to encircle her before pulling her beneath the ground.
Deciding the best cause of action was to ignore whatever quarrel they were having, I placed my head back on the chonk and closed my eyes in meditation letting hours pass briskly.
Upon opening my eyes once more, I heard a rhythmic breathing to my right. Kathrine was asleep on the bed as far away from me as possible. \'well thats a nice surprise, I usually have one horny bug trying to feel me up as I sleep. Having someone respect boundaries is a nice change.\' Growing curios of my bed companion however, I raised the sheet slightly to check if she was wearing anything.
\'Hmm not bad.\'
Kathrine must of felt the covers move as she opened her eyes groggily. "Apollo? What are you doing?" She asked half awake. "Oh did I wake you? Sorry, I was just checking if you were wearing clothes. I like that negligee by the way." She was wearing a purple satin negligee with lace trim that clung to her form exceptionally well.
"Oh is that right handsome? Well its only fair I get a peak at- oh my." Testosterone is at its highest in the body the moment you wake up from sleeping. Sometimes that can cause a phenomenon down below even without stimulation. Kathrine had expected me to get embarrassed or apologies. "Oh oops, that happens from time to time, just ignore it.
Anyway I am starving, wanna go get something to eat?" I asked the mouth a gaped Kathrine. "Kathrine?" "Huh? Oh you go on ahead handsome, I will catch up with you in 5, I need to put on my face and everything, you know."
Nodding my head I got changed, picked up Zircon from my armour and left the room.
Kathrine wait 10 seconds to make sure I was gone before rolling over on her stomach and reached into her dresser draw. Inside she took out an 8" toy that shook back and forth fast when you turned it on. "Oh my little Lysander, I don\'t think you will be up to snuff anymore after what I\'ve seen.
Ill send you off with a final hurrah for old times sake though huh?" Kathrine proceeded to shuffle over to the side of the bed that held Apollo not long ago and began to alleviate some pent up frustrations the handsome idiot had caused.
Walking into the mess hall, It must have been early morning as only a few people were currently here. "Oi! Apollo come join us." A bellowing voice rang out from the far end of the hall. Looking over, Ernie and his brother, Bertram, were sitting there alongside two other individuals. Considering Ernie looked like he held no grudge over knocking him out yesterday, I walked over to join them.
"How\'s the jaw?" I asked as I sat down. "Ah right as rain good buddy, just a dislocation. although this one and I are upset I cant eat her out for a few days." "ERNIE! S-sorry sir, he doesn\'t mean to be crass its just how he is." The small brunette turned pink with embarrassment. "Ha don\'t mention it, I\'m sure with those massive hands of his, he can satisfy you in other ways."
Ernie was not prepared for that statement and spat out his drink while his laughter boomed across the hall. "Haha all true man. Anyways, thinking you should know the name of my piece, this is Janet." "A pleasure to meet you my lady." I reached over and gave my practiced greeting causing her face to turn redder again.
Putting his hand on her lap, Ernie teased "Oh your a lady now gorgeous, I bet being kissed by strong and handsome here got you all riled up." "S-shut up idiot." Janet looked down at her food ignoring her partner. "Nice to meet you too."
Ignoring Ernie\'s bellows once more, I turned to his brother. "You were knocked out by your brother last night so ill start from the beginning. Hi I\'m Apollo, I am Kathrine\'s private hire for the upcoming mission." "A pleasure to meet you pal, anyone who can conk out my bro is a friend of me. Ah where are my manners, names Bertram, but you can just call me Bert.
This tall glass of dark chocolate to my right is my husband Paul. "Oh hey man, nice to meet you." I said leaning over for a handshake, no kissing this time. "And you as well Apollo, although I am ok with my husband here fighting, it was nice seeing you deal the same punishment to his brother after he hurt him."
"Pfft he did not hurt me, he got in a low blow and took advantage, I was whooping his ass before he went after your favourite ride." Bert chimed in nudging Paul in the ribs while rubbing his crotch suggestively. "Careful bro, unless you want another ass kicking I whooped your ass fair and square." Ernie said coldly. "You want round two pussy?" Bert said as they both stood up.
"You would just stand there confused if you were fighting a pussy, you pussy" Ernie taunted back
"Boys stop, Caleb told us to behave." Janet said in panic. It seemed to work however as both sat down disgruntled. "I take it this is a common thing among these two?" I said looking over to Paul. "Oh yea, these 2 have been fighting since the day they were born. They don\'t hate each other, they just really enjoy putting the beatdown on once another."
"The Purest form of love there is!" Ernie interrupted. "If you can fight your family and still love them afterwards, nothing can come between you." Bert interjected. The brothers looked at each other, the desire to fight washed away as they proceeded to do a manly handshake over the table.
After that, I stole some of their massive breakfast they had brought over to the table and had a short chat getting to know them. "Hey so when do we leave the planet by the way?" I asked randomly mid conversation. The four companions in front of me were confused before Ernie butted in. "Man you must have been balls deep in Lady Kathrine if you did not hear us take off it was like five hours ago.
"Huh?" I uttered confused before heading to a window. Sure enough, we were currently flying though space. I walked back to my chair sulkily. "What\'s wrong?" Bert asked.
"I wanted to watch the take-off." I said childishly, causing the couples the laugh out loud at my silliness.