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The upper half of her body was clad in a simple white blouse, but her impressive bust made one worry whether the buttons working so hard to stay closed might burst open any minute.

Her long hair was tied up in a neat bun, her face was that of a mature woman\'s unique charm, Xu Musen rated her a solid seven-plus, mainly because her figure was such a bonus. If she was a married woman, he\'d give her an extra point.

She wore a pair of black-framed glasses; her lips were rosy, and when she wasn\'t talking, she seemed quite aloof.

For some reason, such attire and temperament seemed more fitting for a teacher from the Island Country...

Sorry, sensei!

But as she walked into the class, she smiled slightly, "Hello everyone, my name is Bai Xin, and for the next four years of university, I\'ll be your guidance teacher. Here\'s my phone number and contact information, feel free to ask me any questions."

She spoke in very standard Mandarin, leaving her phone number 1379981... on the blackboard, and her mature charm in every move made the male students in the class act like little monkeys controlled by hormones.

One of the bolder ones asked, "Teacher, can we talk to you about life and love matters too?"

Bai Xin nodded with a smile, "Of course, but if dating leads to failing exams, I will deduct your credits, you know."

The class erupted in laughter.

"Femme fatale teacher, please punish me harshly! Take away my credits mercilessly!"

Zhou Hangyu\'s eyes lit up, and he was practically drooling.

"Don\'t get carried away, the instructor might already be married," Li Rundong said contemptuously.

"I shall aspire to Cao Cao\'s spirit!"

Listening to their conversation, Xu Musen sighed, thinking these are truly boys in their adolescence.

All that\'s left in their heads aside from color is just a puddle of yellow water.

"My name is Zhao Hu, from the Northeast. If you\'re my classmate from now on, we\'ll share the good fruits together."

"My name is Chen Xiaoqian, from Guangxi. Please take care of me."

The classmates introduced themselves one after another.

Zhou Hangyu wiggled his ear, smacked his lips, and said, "This girl looks pretty delicate, why would she be called Chen Xiaoji?"

"That\'s \'Xiaoqian,\' it\'s just the same sound in their local dialect," Li Rundong explained from the side, poking him, "Look, those two girls are about to introduce themselves."

The fashionably dressed girl went on stage and as expected, had a sweet voice when she spoke.

"My name is Lin Daiyu, not the Lin from The Dream of the Red Chamber, from Hangzhou. I like reading and gaming in my free time. Please take care of me in the future."

She opened with a joke about her name, clearly a lively and vivacious girl.

And instantly, her hobby of gaming piqued the interest of even more boys.

Finally, the girl with the wheat-colored skin also got up to introduce herself.

"My name is Zhao Lianmai, from the Central Plains. Please take care of me."

This girl was as ever, stingy with words, promptly stepping down after her introduction.

"Tsk tsk, got character, I like it!"

Zhou Hangyu rubbed his hands together, excited like a horsefly, and began his self-introduction on stage.

"My name is Zhou Hangyu, a local from Hu Hai. My family is in business, currently single. If anyone is interested, please contact me promptly, the more the better!"

The moment he spoke, there was a rascal vibe about him, triggering laughter throughout the class.

Although a few boys quietly called him a show-off, the fact that he was a local from Hu Hai, and his family was in business, undeniably gave him an advantage over many others.

Ten years of hard work for exams only got us into the same classroom as others.

To be as carefree and confident as he is, without some windfall, would take at least two or three generations of effort.

Li Rundong also touched his hair and pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses as he stepped on stage.

"I\'m Li Rundong, from Shandong. I\'m a pretty helpful person. If there\'s a chance in the future, I\'d be glad to serve the classmates and teacher."

This statement was somewhat unexpected.

The instructor looked at him; it was clear his offer of service was a bid for a position.

Truly fitting for someone from Shandong...

Then it was Ma Yaxing\'s turn, who fidgeted a bit, looking embarrassed to go up, "Um... My name is Ma Yaxing, from the Central Plains. Please take care of me."

He quickly stepped down after speaking.

In reality, Ma Yaxing\'s demeanor was the normal state for most students.

Now it was Xu Musen\'s turn.

He walked up, and many girls watched him with interest; in terms of appearance and temperament, Xu Musen was indeed one of the most conspicuous in the class.

"Hello everyone, my name is Xu Musen, from the Central Plains. Please take good care of me in the future."

Xu Musen didn\'t say much, but as he was about to leave the stage, a girl with a blush on her face asked, "Xu Classmate, a question on behalf of my roommate, do you have a girlfriend?"

As soon as the question emerged, the entire class turned their eyes towards him.

Xu Musen paused for a second and chuckled, "As long as our nation isn\'t prosperous and strong, I shall not date."

The class fell silent for a second, then burst into laughter.

"Man, it\'s the first time I\'ve heard of being single phrased so nobly!"

"Hahaha, honestly, I\'ve thought the same."

"Look at yourself in the mirror; you\'re clearly just unable to find someone."

A few girls in the class felt a small thrill; without a girlfriend, they still had a chance.

The guidance teacher Bai Xin glanced sideways at Xu Musen, feeling that his last statement was like an adult teasing children.

Interesting…

Back in the dorm, the three good brothers exchanged glances before spitting out in disdain.

A pretty girl\'s already laying out the bed for you, and you say you don\'t have a girlfriend, pfft, scumbag!

The dark-skinned girl eyed Xu Musen, her scorn even more evident.

It was Lin Daiyu beside her who whispered softly to Zhao Lianmai, seemingly interested, "Lianmai, what do you think about this guy?"

Zhao Lianmai simply averted her gaze quietly, "I\'m not interested."

"Heehee, I think he\'s pretty good, tall and has a nice aura."

Lin Daiyu did take another look at Xu Musen, her almond-shaped eyes curving into a smile.

...

After that, the instructor asked everyone to report their height and weight to prepare for military training uniforms.

But when it came to this part, the girls would feel embarrassed to fill in their real weight, and the boys would stubbornly lie about their height.

"Although I\'m 1.7 meters, if I wear shoes that add three centimeters, and then add insoles for another two centimeters, that makes me 1.75 meters, right? Round it up, and I\'m claiming I\'m 1.8 meters, what\'s wrong with that?"

"Why don\'t you say you\'re 1.9 meters when you jump up then?"

On the girls\' side.

"Ah, I ate too much at lunch today, I\'ve actually always been under 100 pounds."

"Stop sucking in your stomach, your face is about to turn red…"

Bai Xin shook her head with a smile, already accustomed to this scene, "Alright, get the exact measurements at home. Report them to someone in your dorm by tomorrow, and then they will be collectively submitted to Lin Daiyu and Xu Musen."

Xu Musen was a bit surprised, why am I getting involved?

Because a college student getting remembered by an instructor isn\'t necessarily a good thing.

If you dare to skip class, they\'ll definitely catch you!

"Okay, teacher!" Lin Daiyu seemed quite happy as she waved in acknowledgment.

"How about you, any problems?"

Bai Xin sat on a stool, one leg slightly lifted, smiling as she looked at Xu Musen.

After thinking, Xu Musen reckoned he might really need her if he wanted to stir up trouble at school in the future. He could only nod, "Okay."

"Good, that\'s it for the meeting."

Bai Xin stood up with a smile, stretching languidly in a breathtaking way, then picked up her materials, and with the sound of her high heels clicking elegantly on the floor, she left.

"You little rascal! You can\'t even leave the instructor alone!"

Zhou Hangyu said with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

"Don\'t talk nonsense, or they won\'t let you graduate." Xu Musen chuckled.

As he prepared to leave, passing by the doorway, he came face to face with a few girls.

Lin Daiyu\'s bright almond eyes and slightly round cheeks made her look as though she could only reach Xu Musen\'s chin as she stood in front of him. She looked up with a smile, "Xu Musen, I\'ll be counting on you to look after things from now on."

The boys and girls in the class turned to glance back, feeling a bit sour, but they also thought that the two of them did indeed seem like the best match in the class.

Especially Zhou Hangyu and Li Rundong, who were just fighting over courting her, cursed Xu Musen several times as a scumbag in their hearts.

"I\'ll be looking forward to it."

Xu Musen looked down at her with a polite smile, simply nodding his head.

Meanwhile, the dark-skinned girl beside Lin Daiyu didn\'t say a word, even making a point to keep a greater distance from him.

Although he didn\'t know what he had done to upset her, he wasn\'t about to force himself on her if she was not interested.

Back in the dorm.

Zhou Hangyu and Li Rundong started howling like ghosts and wolves.

"Xu Musen, have you no sense of fidelity?! You have a girlfriend but still come to compete with us; you\'re truly heartless!"

"Exactly, even the goddess instructor favors you, I\'m so pissed!"

"I\'ve said it already, I really don\'t have this intention; she insisted on my participation, so am I to blame?"

Xu Musen laughed. He had to admit that the feeling of living a carefree life was indeed more exhilarating compared to the frustration of his past life.

There wasn\'t much to do in the afternoon, so a few of them decided to go out and buy some daily necessities.

That\'s when Xu Musen received a message from Yao Mingyue.

"I need to shop, come with me."

She was still not over her commanding tone.

"I\'m going with my roommates, you go on your own."

"You prefer your roommates over accompanying me? And I even helped make your bed!"

"I wanted to say, who asked you to make my bed?"

"Auntie told me to take care of you. You got a problem, go talk to auntie about it?"

Xu Musen couldn\'t be bothered with her anymore.

But Yao Mingyue wasn\'t one to give up until she achieved her goal, "Are you coming or not? If not, I\'m coming to your dorm to find you!"

Xu Musen\'s eyelid twitched. He really wanted to block her, but that wouldn\'t work on her. With Liu Rushuang there, Xu Musen couldn\'t just turn her away.

Plus, with her temperament, if she couldn\'t send messages on her phone, she would indeed come knocking on his door, causing an even bigger fuss.

"Fine, where are you?"

"Below your dorm building."

"..."

Xu Musen\'s eyelid twitched again. This yandere, if he had refused just now, she probably would have been kicking down his door within two minutes.

After thinking, Xu Musen suddenly remembered he had a good excuse to bring along a third party. He took out his phone, "Qiang Zi, come out, let\'s go buy some stuff."

He got off the bed.

"Where are you going?"

"Just out for a bit, you guys go buy what you need."

With that, Xu Musen left the room.

The three roommates exchanged glances and immediately went to the balcony window to peek down.

Indeed, there was a striking figure standing down below.

A minute later, Xu Musen also appeared. The two faced each other, looking like a scene from a campus idol drama.

The three roommates looked at each other again.

In unison.

"Damn, what a scumbag!"