YM778.TV Chapter 334: SSR!
Chapter 334: SSR!
Chapter 334 – SSR!
[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products]
[1. U-shaped Adhesive Board: Produced and sold by the Bayer Company in 3017. The Adhesive Board adopts an efficient U-shaped structure, sixth-generation high-density zinc alloy, and a semi-liquid CD glue with a viscosity >230 cP. The glue does not liquefy at high temperatures and does not solidify at low temperatures; it will maintain excellent viscosity for up to 35 years. The Adhesive Board is made specifically to capture humans. The selling price is 1,500 points.]
“Heh, I knew this was going to happen.”
Chen Yu sneered and looked at the product in contempt. His mood unaffected, he purchased only one unit for the Transdimensional Academy’s research before moving on to the second product.
[2. Cuckold Lock: Produced by the Nothing-To-Do Company in 3756. The lock’s main body is a superconducting high-pressure carbon sulfide block, which is 4,800 times stronger than the standard carbon sulfide block and 192,000 times stronger than diamond. The melting point is greater than 43,600 Kelvin. It will not sustain any damage even if placed in the high-pressure and high-temperature environment of Jupiter’s core.
The lock’s mechanical structure adopts the ancient springless idling technology and is enhanced by a four-way smart lock. When the lock detects that the original key is about to be inserted, the internal locking mechanism will immediately enter a garbled state, preventing entry to the key. When the insertion of other keys is detected, the processor will immediately trigger the lock, causing the locking pins to return to their original positions. The lock will then execute a clockwise rotation, thoroughly opening the lock. The selling price is 4,200 points.]
“...Beautifully done.”
Setting aside this product’s practicality, the inherent functions this product possessed would be excellent for scientific research. However, considering that the product had an expensive price tag of 4,200 points, Chen Yu decided to shelve it first and continued scrolling down.
[3. Rhythm Virus: Released by the Durex Company in 4589. This product is a neurotoxin with highly contagious EEG signals. After the user is poisoned, they will infect and assimilate all humans that come into contact with them. Meanwhile, all infected humans will be in sync with the user’s movements. No matter what actions the user makes, all infected humans will mimic their actions (including but not limited to dancing, rolling, singing, gymnastics, swimming, and other difficult behaviors). Infected humans will also follow closely behind the user. The selling price is 3,550 points.]
“...”
After a long silence, Chen Yu stood up, walked out of his bedroom, and went to the bathroom to wash his head.
“Dammit. Are my thoughts really so abnormal?”
Five minutes later, Chen Yu felt that his brain was hydrated again. After wiping his hair dry, he returned to his room, raised his watch, and took a deep breath.
“Next!”
[4. RC Belt: Produced by the Meizu Company in 3944. The patent for the RC Belt was registered by the well-known entrepreneur Huang Zhang in the early 21st century. Its sales officially began in 3948. The product is divided into two parts: the belt(male) and the ring(female). When both parts are worn by their intended users, the product will activate immediately. The male user will have his location transmitted to the ring in real time 24 hours a day. Particularly, when the male user passes through hotels, motels, red-light districts, etc., an alarm will be triggered immediately.
The unlocking of the belt requires an application. Only after receiving the female user’s permission can the belt be removed safely. It is also possible to activate the automatic locking system through the ring’s control interface. The belt will shrink automatically once the set unlocking period ends. If the belt is lowered past the waist when the automatic locking system is activated, it will self-destruct. The selling price is 3,700 points.]
Smack.
Holding his forehead in agony, Chen Yu muttered, “It’s the fourth one already. Stop messing around, alright?
“Also...”
Picking up his phone, he searched for information on Huang Zhang, the founder of Meizu, and bellowed, “Why did you register such a stupid patent?!”
“M-Mr. Chen, what happened?” Little Peach asked, startled.
“It’s nothing. Continue with what you were doing.”
Tossing his phone aside, Chen Yu slapped his cheeks hard and raised his watch. “Stay calm...
“Think of advanced technology...
“My world is filled with advanced technology...
“Ha!”
[5. Memory Storage Module: Produced by the Blue Sky Group’s Brain Technology Research Center in 5205. Upon activation and use, the Memory Storage Module energizes the user’s brain synapses, activates all non-hidden and hidden memories through non-electric stimulation, and digitize and encrypt all temporarily activated memories. Through concise control, the Memory Storage Module can conduct operations such as memory enhancement, dilution, editing, storage, movement, copying, deletion, and etc. (Note: Only one copy of each memory can exist at the same time.) Each Memory Storage Module has five built-in biological hard disks capable of storing up to 25ZB of digitized memory. Every biological hard disk has a storage life of 4,000 years.
The Memory Storage Module is mainly used in interstellar colonization, psychotherapy, criminal transformation, civil protection, civilization expansion, immigration, etc. The selling price is 12,000 points.]
“Amazing!!”
Upon seeing this product, Chen Yu immediately jumped into the air with his hands raised. “An SSR! An SSR item is here!”
The pleasure of hitting the jackpot instantly swept through his body. Immediately afterward, he purchased the Memory Storage Module without hesitation.
“Those four products before must’ve been a build-up for this, right?
[12,980 points expended (product + tax). Remaining points: 4,656]
“A tax of a thousand points? Mother f...”
The next moment, a wormhole opened up in the middle of the room, and a white, rectangular box the size of a domestic air-conditioner fell out of it.
Thud.
The product landed on the floor, causing some fine dust to rise into the air.
“Awesome, awesome...”
After waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu took two steps forward and tore off the box’s seal. He then pulled out a rectangular product from within.
“This...” After weighing the product in his hands, Chen Yu scrutinized it for a moment before saying, “This thing looks a little like an Xbox Series X gaming console...”
Boom.
Placing the product on the ground, Chen Yu clicked on the power button. A green, holographic interface appeared above the product immediately, the green glow it gave off adding an air of springtime to the room.
[Do you wish to enter the tutorial mode?]
[Yes/No]
After circling around the “Memory Storage Module” once, Chen Yu poked his finger through the green projection, only to find that it did not have a physical touch. Evidently, this product’s interaction aspect was on the low-end of the spectrum among the technological products available in the year 5205.
To use a crude analogy, it would be akin to the latest smartphone coming equipped with an antenna of a brick phone.
“Mr. Chen, did you buy something fun again?”
While reaching out and clicking the “Yes” option, Chen Yu turned to look at Little Peach and said, “It’s not a toy. Also, are you done with the video editing?”
“I have already uploaded the edited video onto all platforms that allow video playbacks. They will be released to the public at 9 AM tomorrow. However, most livestreaming platforms are small platforms and do not have video playback functions.”
“It doesn’t matter. At our current level, people will find our videos even if we don’t advertise them. Oh, by the way, is your memory digitized?”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s similar to the data stored in a computer’s hard disk. The type that’s synthesized by 1s and 0s.”
“No.” Tapping on her head, Little Peach said, “My memory is a substantive model composed of impulse signals. I can make factual judgments through autonomous learning.”
“Impulse signal?” Confused, Chen Yu asked, “What’s the theory behind that?”
“I don’t know.”
“You don’t even know the things inside your body?”
“Uu...” Blinking her eyes, Little Peach asked, “Is your memory digitized?”
“How can that be? My memories are stored in nerve cells.”
“Why are they stored in nerve cells? What’s the theory behind that?”
Chen Yu: “...”
“You don’t even know the things inside your body?” Little Peach parrotted, her arms akimbo.
“...Scram!”
Chen Yu fumed.