Chapter 37 - A Yandere Wife's Expression Darkens When The Husband Speaks Too Much!
A bed frame is not going to be the problem.
The husband has to fight the unique tree monsters, then using his woodman title, Kyoya will gather the wood the best. For a second, the husband thought his woodman title was solely for that purpose.
But the tree monsters were also useful for his wife.
As Xaya can give an additional buff by creating normal arrows with the wood gathered from his title, Kyoya decided to spend more time than he should. It was not something that annoyed Xaya as it\'s connected to her second character.
Her class is husband\'s support - how could she not like it? How could she be bothered by his will to get stronger? It was so cute and adorable already! The lady rubbed her cheeks against Kyoya\'s shoulder while he had to struggle.
"Look at these tree monsters, Xaya!"
"I have looked enough, husband!"
"No! Mark them as filth!"
The violet eyes glanced at the tree monsters with a slight annoyance. The reason such beautiful jewels were containing such emotion was only because Kyoya couldn\'t use his new movement skill in the \'duo\' version.
His \'solo\' sidesteps were so weak that the branches of the tree monsters could reach him effortlessly. The tank of the party was dealing with one tree monster while trying to upgrade his \'Taunt Skill\'.
So Kyoya was screaming for Xaya to mark them as the filth. And so she did, but the duo movement skill couldn\'t be utilized. It means that although Xaya \'shouted\' the filth word at them inwardly, her real feelings weren\'t treating those monsters as such.
The filth is only when the lustful emotions are directed at Xaya from the origin.
But the tree monster\'s wish had been to rest in their lands all day long ever since the beginning. The lust is nonexistent within their forms meaning that the lady can lie unknowingly to her husband.
"Shit!"
At the same time, Kyoya realized that Anoke wasn\'t trying hard at all.
He was fighting the tree monster, but his heavy armor and high resistance coming from it already forced one tree to focus on it. The monsters smartly allowed one of its kind to take care of him and os he was withstanding the pressure alone.
If his taunt skill advances, then the more enemies will be brought to him! The real struggle of the purple goblin was to survive as much as he can while hoping for the miracle. And so he did! His eyes spotted that Xaya was annoyed with her husband, her eyes closed as she rubbed his shoulder for her pleasure.
It means he can feign his hard work!
"Damn goblin! Work you fucker!"
"Gehhhh!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
In anger, Kyoya had fired three arrows that pushed Anoke forth. He had put a blind eye to his \'feast\' and sacrifice, so why is he lazing around like that? Kyoya reacted according to his feelings, then his arrows pointed at the closest tree.
If there was a crowd, then everyone would be able to discern that the closest tree monster had way too few branches compared to others. This was the only way to debilitate the tree monsters, but Kyoya had yet to reach the level where he can freely pin-point the mass enemies.
For now, he had to do it one by one meaning some times had already passed.
A few days were spent around the tree monster\'s lands so that Kyoya could gather enough wood. Then, it was time to gather the most important ingredient - cotton. The cotton is required for the pillows and other fluffy embellishments that will turn the couple\'s bed into the best bed.
"Husband!"
"Already done?"
"Done! The new dish is done!"
Upon coming back, Kyoya had spotted the chicken. It was not a normal chicken as one can guess. The chicken was bigger and had red feathers. The game system had put a plain name to it which was hot chicken.
The chicken was one of the easiest opponents and its meat was commonly used as a nutrient for the adventurers. The unfortunate chicken had exactly escaped the salivating grasps of the adventurers only to spot Kyoya and his wife looking at it with similar eyes.
It was as if they had done the side quest on their way back.
The chicken was already cooked, its partner the potatoes.
Kyoya knew that the recipe had been created with the power of his system, so he freely relished the moment of tasty food with his wife sitting next to him on the log. She also licked her lips soon with contentment, clearly satisfied by her husband\'s power, but also her hard work.
"The minimap says that there are cotton monsters..."
"Yes, the third floor is as if made for us! Husband, don\'t you find it romantic?"
Xaya blinked her eyes yet again, then wrapped her arms around Kyoya\'s arm. She did her usual affectionate move by putting her face as close as possible. Her eyes were as if the only thing Kyoya could look at, obviously pulled by the glittering stars within.
Then, her breath brushed his lips which added another pleasant aroma.
But the question is - what is so romantic in killing monsters for the bed?
If it was the earth, then Kyoya would buy the bed.
"Yes... It is romantic..."
Even so, he did the positive answer which put Xaya into an ecstatic mood. She took the property of his shoulder and laid herself on him with contentment while relishing more than just the good food. While doing so, Xaya mindlessly added to her previous words.
"The bed is going to be the accumulation of husband\'s struggles and my support! We will rest on it whenever tired, then sleep each night tightly glued to each other while connected!"
"Connected? Is it healthy?"
"..."
The husband had seen once the meme in his school life. It was something about the guy being hard nonstop and people calling the guy out to visit the doctor. The content had been long forgotten yet this meme exactly flashed in his mind.
Xaya froze totally because of that.
But isn\'t that an important question? Kyoya thought so. If he is hard and within his wife all night long without... any move, then who knows what might the consequences be! He is a normal human after all!
His stamina...
\'Should I add points in stamina? I am adding a little, cus I move a lot...\'
"Husband!"
"W-what?"
"Stupid! Why do you break my nice mood?!"
"S-stop! Blerghhhh!"
Just when Kyoya began thinking more of his wife and her needs, Xaya awakened from her frozen state and blurted out all her compressed feelings. She used her real strength to do so, so when the slap rose to hit Kyoya\'s face, he went flying on the spot with his body spiraling.
Then, he hit the tree and slid down like a corpse.
"S-stupid w-woman... I am st-struggling, but so... y-you do!"
It was impossible to retort honestly when it came to \'romantic hunting\', but it is a different case when the slap happened. So what if his wife had her mood shattered when the question he had asked was serious and concerned about their soon to happen night activities?
Thus, Kyoya decided to hit the current weak spot of his wife. He did it so while wiping the blood from his face.
"What about your healing item? Was it staff? I have already forgotten because you barely use it! I want to have a healer on my team! Do you know who is mostly the healer? A woman! Should I go for a woman, you will lose the seat on my back!"
"What did you say, Kyoya?!"
"S-shit..."
It was all because of the harem route opened lately! Kyoya spoke about the jealousy, but it was the worst thing his mouth could spit out! The yandere wife\'s expression darkened to the point where her eyes couldn\'t be seen.
The black hair also fell on her whole face.
She looked like a serial killer right now!
And this serial killer was slowly taking strides toward the husband!
"It was a joke! Haha! It was a joke! Look! Look at my finger! There is a ring! Haha!"
"Husband has nine fingers left..."
"!"
"Should I get rid of those?"
"Tank! Tank! Tank! Taskete!"