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Bleck!

Hearing Xu Que’s suggestion, everyone almost spat blood!

D*mn! What do you mean?

We have been waiting for such a long time. Finally, your first dish is ready. How could you say that the feast is canceled and change it into a f*cking table tennis match?

This God of Cookery is really unreliable!

“Growl! Don’t cross the line!” Buttface shouted frantically. “Drop that thing and serve the dish now! I’m ravenous!”

“Snicker! Lord Li, is every member of the Exploding Heavens Faction so interesting?” asked Madam Ya with a smile. She was leaning on the Thunder Illusion Body.

“You give us too much credit. I will say that despite the ugly appearance, those beef balls are very delicious!” the Li Bai replied with a smile.

“Delicious? Really?” Madam Ya asked, stunned.

Hearing the words of the Thunder Illusion Body, the rest people couldn’t help twitching the corners of their mouths.

Are you kidding?

How could such a thing be delicious?

Alas, it seems the food for members of the Exploding Heavens Faction is just so-so!

“Well,” Xu Que began, “since none of you are interested in a table tennis match, then let’s eat. Now, distribute the beef balls. Remember, one can only have two beef balls at most!”

Everyone was stunned.

Each person can have only two beef balls?

You are kidding us, right?

Heck, one is surely not enough for us! We are only allowed to have two?

To show respect to Sun Wu Kong, many people of the Mysterious Clan didn’t say anything. However, they couldn’t help showing dislike in their faces.

“One person only gets two beef balls? Who wants them? I will not eat them!” Su Xiao Qi said disdainfully, sticking out her tongue.

“Xiao Qi, stop acting mischievously,” Su Ling’er said, patting her sister’s head.

The maidservants began to distribute the food. Soon, everyone received two beef balls. Everyone stared at the two ugly beef balls in their hot soup. No one wanted to eat first.

However, Buttface couldn’t resist the temptation. He threw one beef ball directly into his mouth. He was shocked.

Growl...

Buttface’s growling resounded in all directions. Everyone turned to look at him in surprise.

What’s going on?

Why is he screaming?

Could it be that he was poisoned by the food?

“Holy sht! This is too delicious! Dmn! It...it is marvelous! I feel like I am becoming a celestial!” Buttface said in amazement.

He immediately threw the second beef ball into his mouth. Then he closed his eyes, savoring the taste.

Everyone was stunned.

What? Is it really that delicious?

Curious, everyone else picked up a beef ball with their wooden chopsticks and put it into their mouths, biting down on the beef ball slowly.

Snap!

The hot flecks of meat were bursting with flavor. Their mouths—no; their whole bodies were filled with the delicious taste. Everyone was trembling slightly. It was as if they were all enjoying a full body massage!

“My God!”

“This is way too delicious!”

“I can’t believe such a delicious food could even exist in this world!”

“Wow! It felt like I was a newborn being hugged by my parents for the first time!”

“Really? For me, it felt like when I was in love with my wife! Those were some good years...”

“It’s strange. As I ate it, I felt the same way I did on my wedding night... No, wait... That came out wrong!”

When Madam Ya ate her first beef ball, she trembled and collapsed into the arms of the Thunder Illusion Body. Her face was flushed. Her gaze was full of desire. Was Madam Ya horny?

“Madam, what’s wrong with you?” the Thunder Illusion Body asked hurriedly.

Madam Ya sat up and shook her head. She was flushed with shame and closed her legs tightly.

“No...nothing! The beef ball is very delicious!”

“It is more than delicious! It even strengthens your Soul Strength! If you check your Soul Strength, you will find that it has been increased remarkably!” the Thunder Illusion Body said.

People started to check their Soul Strength. They were totally shocked.

“It’s for real!”

“My Soul Strength has been remarkably strengthened!”

“My gosh! How could such a marvelous thing exist in this world?”

“Sh*t! I have eaten up the two beef balls, but they are far from enough! I’m addicted!”

“God of Cookery, could I have more?”

“Yeah, just give me several bowls more!”

Everyone’s attitudes toward the beef balls had suddenly changed. They looked at Xu Que eagerly. However, Xu Que just shook his head coldly.

“No, each person can only have two beef balls!” Xu Que said.

“Why?” people asked ruefully.

“I don’t need to tell you why! What I say goes! Although a ham is missing in the middle, two is still the best portion number,” Xu Que replied. His answer didn’t make much sense, but that was the best they were going to get out of him.

“No, I need more!” Su Xiao Qi said.

“No way!” Xu Que said, directly refusing her.

“Hum! If you refuse me, I will tell your Faction Leader to punish you! I know that d*mned monkey very well,” Su Xiao Qi said proudly.

“Oh, really?” Xu Que said with a smile. “He has mentioned Su Ling’er to me, but he has never mentioned you.”

“What?” Su Xiao Qi said, her eyes wide. She clenched her teeth. “I don’t care! Anyway, I know him very well, so you need to give me more beef balls!”

“Then what is the relationship between you and the Faction Leader?” Xu Que said with a smile, deliberately teasing her.

In her anger, Su Xiao Qi put her hands on her hips and shouted at Xu Que.

“Both my sister and I are his women! Therefore, you should call me and my sister Boss Ladies of the faction!”

Wow!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Most of the guests at the feast were members of the Mysterious Clan. These people were especially stunned at Su Xiao Qi’s words.

Su Ling’er’s eyes widened as she became flushed. She dragged Su Xiao Qi away to speak to her.

“Xiao Qi, stop talking nonsense!” Su Ling’er said.

“Why? Didn’t you say...”

“Shut up!”

This little piece of dialogue continued to shock everyone.

Could...this be real?

Are Su Ling’er and Su Xiao Qi women of the Shaman Demon King?

“My Gosh! This is awesome!” a person of the Mysterious Clan exclaimed ecstatically.

Some elders of the Mysterious Clan also nodded. Then they looked at Su Ling’er and smiled.

“Good job kid! Well done!”

“No...it’s not what you think! Don’t listen to Su Xiao Qi’s careless words!” Su Ling’er said. She felt so anxious, shy, and embarrassed. She wished she could just dig a hole in the ground and hide in it.

However, people of the Mysterious Clan wouldn’t listen to any explanation that she gave. They just looked at Su Ling’er with smiles that all seemed to say “I understand.”

It was definitely advantageous for the Mysterious Clan to have Su Xiao Qi and Su Ling’er be Sun Wu Kong’s wives. After all, since Sun Wu Kong was the Faction Leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction, no one would dare to bully the Mysterious Clan ever again!

Xu Que gave several dry coughs.

“Ahem, if this is the case, then fine. You can take the rest of the beef balls,” Xu Que said.

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Even though his face didn’t show it, Xu Que was completely shocked! Judging by that short conversation, it seemed like Su Ling’er had spoken to Su Xiao Qi about the possibility of becoming his wife before!

My Gosh! Marrying these two sisters? Ahem, no. As an upright and honest tough-acting king, I will do it in the future... Exactly! I will just do it in the future!