As a true over-bearing president scum gong, when Xie He for the Nth time rejected his admirer, he heard a sentence in his head: “Congratulations on achieving the “rejects 100 hosts” accomplishment; as an award you will soon bind to the “Scum Gong and Cheap Shou” system, entering other worlds to complete capture missions. As a scum gong, Xie He expresses that it is very easy to hide one’s true colors, but… “I Heard My Boyfriend’s Brother Secretly Loves Me,” “Teacher Love Me One More Time,” “Raising Youth Manual,” “Your Majesty, This Servant Obeys,” “The Tyrant Lord’s Substitute Lover,” “Captive of the Empire,” “Disciple’s Cultivation Furnace”… Xie He: Wait a minute. These words sound really strange… and why is my role the ‘cheap shou’? System: Fighting poison with poison. Using scum to overcome scum. I’ll be relying on you to abuse the scum gong! Remember to not OOC~ Xie He: Hehe. Later… Xie He: Hm? You say all the scum gong love me? Sorry, I only love myself.
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3 - Beep Beep Beep
- Chapter 4 - 444: Ding. Capture target’s Favorability Value +10. Current Favorability Value is 50
- Chapter 5 - A Scene of Bloody Slaughter
- Chapter 6 - Today’s Weather Isn’t Bad. It’s Good For Breaking Up :)
- Chapter 7 - Beep. You Have Successfully Triggered the Character Blackening Value.
- Chapter 8 - Very Good. Keep Forcing Me, No Need to Stop.
- Chapter 9 - Upgraded Scene of Bloody Slaughter, Version 2.0
- Chapter 10 - Upgraded Scene of Bloody Slaughter, Version 2.1
- Chapter 11 - President Xie Will TeaChapter You How to Conduct Yourself
- Chapter 12 - President Xie Teaches You How to Conduct Yourself: Chapter Two
- Chapter 13 - 444: My Entire System Is Dumbfounded
- Chapter 14 - Come~ Let’s Hurt EaChapter Other~
- Chapter 15 - LOL, Break-up Sex
- Chapter 16 - You’ve Succeeded in Capturing My Attention!
- Chapter 17 - What Goes Around, Comes Around
- Chapter 18 - From Time Immemorial, Deep Love Has Never Won. Rather, It’s Cheap Words That Get the Job Done.
- Chapter 19 - Multiple Choice Question: Gong A, Gong B, Gong C, Gong D
- Chapter 20 - Student, You’re Stirring Up Trouble
- Chapter 21 - On the Topic of 101 Ways to Threaten Someone: Part 1
- Chapter 22 - On the Topic of 101 Ways to Threaten Someone: Part 2
- Chapter 23 - Please Don’t Make Me Repay the Debt With My Body!
- Chapter 24 - Beep. Student Card
- Chapter 25 - A Scene of Bloody Slaughter on Campus
- Chapter 26 - Teacher Xie’s Fanboys :)
- Chapter 27 - Another Beautiful White Lotus Flower
- Chapter 28 - Room Card, Meal Card, Bank~Card~
- Chapter 29 - A Scene of Bloody Slaughter~~
- Chapter 30 - Teacher Xie’s Love Counselling for Couples Course
- Chapter 31 - A Scene of Bloody Slaughter, Dorm Chapter
- Chapter 32 - The Annual Campus-Wide Dogblood Drama Live Broadcast
- Chapter 33 - Dogblood Drama No. 2
- Chapter 34 - Nude Photo Scandal
- Chapter 35 - A Tragic Story About the Pains of Youth
- Chapter 36 - Teacher Xie’s Final Class
- Chapter 37 - Uh Oh, I’m Not My Dad’s Biological Son.
- Chapter 38 - Honestly, He Didn’t Expect This Story Line
- Chapter 39 - From Rubbish to Rarity
- Chapter 40 - Love Me Once More!
- Chapter 41 - Beep, Elderly Card
- Chapter 42 - Control Freak
- Chapter 43 - Deng Shao’s Harem
- Chapter 44 - You City Folk Really Know How to Have a Good Time
- Chapter 45 - This Beast!
- Chapter 46 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter, Ah, Scene of Bloody Slaughter~
- Chapter 47 - Ding, Deng Jingwen’s Favourability Value +2. The current Favourability Value is 90.
- Chapter 48 - Fancy Ways to Court Disaster: A Guide
- Chapter 49 - A Beautiful Heart
- Chapter 50 - I Stab, Stab, Stab, Stab, Stab
- Chapter 51 - A Sweet Burden
- Chapter 52 - There’s A Pervert Peeking at the Screen
- Chapter 53 - President Xie Will TeaChapter You How to be a Dad
- Chapter 54 - 101 Fancy Ways to Kill Yourself
- Chapter 55 - Gossip: That Scoundrel that Captured Zhen
- Chapter 56 - Everyone Has a Rebellious Nature
- Chapter 57 - The □□ Life of Having Only to Open Ones Mouth to be Fed and Only Holding Out Ones Hands to be Dressed.
- Chapter 58 - From Then On, the Sovereign Will Not Attend Morning Court~
- Chapter 59 - Zhen’s Miserable Childhood
- Chapter 60 - Disobedient
- Chapter 61 - Helper Gong Summoning Technique
- Chapter 62 - Hell Mode
- Chapter 63 - There Will Inevitably Be Wicked People Who Want to Harm Zhen
- Chapter 64 - I Have a Special Skill for DID Part 1
- Chapter 65 - I Have a Special Skill for DID Part 2
- Chapter 66 - OK, Good Friend
- Chapter 67 - Love Must Always Be Full of Pleasant Surprises and a Feeling of Freshness
- Chapter 68 - President Xie Teaches You How to be an Official
- Chapter 69 - Your Majesty, This Servant Obeys
- Chapter 70 - My Patron is Really Cool
- Chapter 71 - Precisely a Fondness of Scenes of Bloody Slaughter
- Chapter 72 - A Best-Seller
- Chapter 73 - Everyone Loves a Big Celebrity
- Chapter 74 - Model Substitute of the Year
- Chapter 75 - Three Person Scene of Bloody Slaughter
- Chapter 76 - The Scene of Bloody Slaughter Continues~
- Chapter 77 - Make Trouble, Make Trouble, Make Trouble!
- Chapter 78 - I Wont Let Go!
- Chapter 79 - The Spectator Sees More Than the Player in the Heat of the Game
- Chapter 80 - A Sick Beauty
- Chapter 81 - At Your Beck and Call~
- Chapter 82 - Times Change~
- Chapter 83 - A Precious Spiritual Legacy
- Chapter 84 - I’ve Been Captured :)
- Chapter 85 - His Highness the Crown Prince’s Hospitality
- Chapter 86 - The Severe Consequences of PDA
- Chapter 87 - Coming out on Top
- Chapter 88 - Focused on Stealing Your Lover for 100 Years
- Chapter 89 - I’m Too Popular, What Should I Do?
- Chapter 90 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter~
- Chapter 91 - On the Correct Way to Threaten People
- Chapter 92 - Love Knows No Distance
- Chapter 93 - Speed~
- Chapter 94 - Cool Enough to Put You in a Good Mood~
- Chapter 95 - A Textbook Hero
- Chapter 96 - Punching Bag
- Chapter 97 - Let Go of That Girl and Come at Me!
- Chapter 98 - President Xie Teaches You How to be a Good Person
- Chapter 99 - On How to Successfully Leave Your Name in the Annals of History
- Chapter 100 - My Disciple is Secretly in Love with Me
- Chapter 101 - Shifus Secret
- Chapter 102 - The Sweet and Happy Life of Master and Disciple
- Chapter 103 - The New and Old Flames Appear Together
- Chapter 104 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter~
- Chapter 105 - Disciple Has Blackened
- Chapter 106 - Though Born a Thousand Li Apart, Souls WhiChapter Are One Shall Meet
- Chapter 107 - Vinegar Jar Overturned
- Chapter 108 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter in a Little Forest
- Chapter 109 - Shifu’s Special Technique for Setting Things Straight
- Chapter 110 - From Now on, I Will be a Happy, Mentally Unwell Person
- Chapter 111 - A Selfless Love
- Chapter 112 - The Way to Solve Your Worries is to Get Rich
- Chapter 113 - Spiritual Guide, Teacher Xie
- Chapter 114 - My Scheming Boyfriend
- Chapter 115 - A Standard Eight O’Clock Dogblood Drama
- Chapter 116 - Everyone Has a Duty to Combat Piracy
- Chapter 117 - First Love’s Attack
- Chapter 118 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter~
- Chapter 119 - Upgraded Scene of Bloody Slaughter
- Chapter 120 - It’s Still a Scene of Bloody Slaughter
- Chapter 121 - Hehe, Exposed
- Chapter 122 - Jealousy Without Limits
- Chapter 123 - Pleasant Surprises Everywhere
- Chapter 124 - I’m Sorry, But Who Are You?
- Chapter 125 - The President’s Strategy to Court His Wife
- Chapter 126 - Like Being Cut With a Blunt Knife
- Chapter 127 - Oh Ho, I’ve Remembered
- Chapter 128 - This Little Black Room Isn’t Up to Standard
- Chapter 129 - The Final Gift
- Chapter 130 - I Want to Eat Meat
- Chapter 131 - The Shadow in the Darkness
- Chapter 132 - The Tied-Up Elf King
- Chapter 133 - The Forest of Desire
- Chapter 134 - Nutjob, Chuunibyou Syndrome, Princess Syndrome
- Chapter 135 - Fatal Temptation
- Chapter 136 - Can Finally Eat Meat
- Chapter 137 - The Elf King’s Blissful Life
- Chapter 138 - Joshua, the Gold-Medal Marketing Team Member
- Chapter 139 - God’s Doting Love
- Chapter 140 - President Xie Teaches You the Right Way to Love Someone
- Chapter 141 - A Forum for a Harmonious Society
- Ch142.1 - Atheists’ Victory (1)
- Ch142.2 - Atheists’ Victory (2)
- Chapter 143 - I Heard You Were Reborn
- Chapter 144 - My Older Brother is a Bit Black-Bellied
- Ch145.1 - A Hundred Ways to Threaten Someone (1)
- Ch145.2 - A Hundred Ways to Threaten Someone (2)
- Chapter 146 - I See You As a Brother But You Want to Sleep With Me
- Chapter 147 - Show Love and Respect As Good Brothers Should
- Chapter 148 - Sing a Song, Happy Breakup
- Chapter 149 - Helper Gong Takes the Stage~
- Chapter 150 - Campus Scandal~
- Chapter 151 - Put Down Your Hatred, Get a New Lease on Life
- Chapter 152 - Rebirth of Despair
- Chapter 153 - What’s the Name of the Dish: An Angel With Broken Wings
- Chapter 154 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter....
- Chapter 155 - On the Importance of Having a Harmonious Sex Life
- Chapter 156 - President Xie Teaches You How to Be a Big Brother
- Ch157.1 - The Dream Ends (1)
- Ch157.2 - The Dream Ends (2)
- Chapter 158 - First Day in the New World
- Chapter 159 - President Xie’s Laws of Love
- Chapter 160 - There are Helper Gongs Everywhere in the Wangfu
- Chapter 161 - His Highness Rescues the Beauty~
- Ch162.1 - On the Proper Way of Hugging Big Thighs (1)
- Ch162.2 - On the Proper Way of Hugging Big Thighs (2)
- Chapter 163 - A Blissful Life in the Wangfu
- Chapter 164 - Striving for Favour Requires Finesse and Knowledge
- Ch165.1 - Made Trouble (1)
- Ch165.2 - Made Trouble (2)
- Chapter 166 - “My Heart Feels Like It Has Turned to Ashes” Expression Pack is Online
- Chapter 167 - Taking a Stroll Outside the Wangfu
- Ch168.1 - Hehe, He Finally Found Out (1)
- Ch168.2 - Hehe, He Finally Found Out (2)
- Chapter 169 - There’s a Risk that Comes With Giving Gifts So Casually
- Ch170.1 - Heartache (1)
- Ch170.2 - Heartache (2)
- Chapter 171 - Your Good Friend: His Highness’ Small Account Has Come Online
- Chapter 172 - Your Highness, You’ve Been Exposed
- Ch173.1 - The Serious Consequences of Lying (1)
- Ch173.2 - The Serious Consequences of Lying (2)
- Chapter 174 - President Xie Teaches You How to Love Someone
- Chapter 175 - On How to Properly be Single for Life
- Chapter 176 - My Days as an Underling
- Chapter 177 - Exposed~
- Chapter 178 - Captured~
- Chapter 179 - Taming Game
- Chapter 180 - Scene of Bloody Slaughter~
- Chapter 181 - The Scene of Bloody Slaughter
- Chapter 182 - Father and Son Fall Out With EaChapter Other Over a Man!
- Chapter 183 - A Literal Little Black Room
- Ch184.1 - Absolute Control (1)
- Ch184.2 - Absolute Control (2)
- Ch185.1 - Always Causing Trouble (1)
- Ch185.2 - Always Causing Trouble (2)
- Ch186.1 - Justice Will Prevail Over Evil (1)
- Ch186.2 - Justice Will Prevail Over Evil (2)
- Ch186.3 - Justice Will Prevail Over Evil (3)
- Ch187.1 - Undercurrent of Emotions (1)
- Ch187.2 - Undercurrent of Emotions (2)
- Ch188.1 - The Best Breakup Scene (1)
- Ch188.2 - The Best Breakup Scene (2)
- Ch189.1 - Identity Exposed~ (1)
- Ch189.2 - Identity Exposed~ (2)
- Ch190.1 - To Acknowledge the Bandit As One’s Father! (1)
- Ch190.2 - To Acknowledge the Bandit As One’s Father! (2)
- Chapter 191 - I Have a Good Dad
- Chapter 192 - Rising From the Ashes
- Chapter 193 - Stamp-Collecting Prince President Xie
- Chapter 194 - The Ex-Boyfriend that Died and Came Back to Life
- Chapter 195 - On the Meaning of Our Existence
- Chapter 196 - The Shameless and Aggressive Mr. Lu
- Chapter 197 - The Karmic Cycle
- Chapter 198 - King of Green Hats
- Chapter 199 - President Xie’s Views on Love
- Chapter 200 - Eighteen Ways to Tease Your Dog
- Chapter 201 - The Overbearing President Takes His Lovable Little Wife By Force~
- Chapter 202 - Decreed by Fate~
- Chapter 203 - No Love, No Pain
- Chapter 204 - The Road to Getting Back One’s Lover Is Long~
- Chapter 205 - The Affectionate Life of Husband and Husband
- Chapter 206 - Yesterday Once More
- Chapter 207 - Only By Giving Up Can You Get What You Want
- Ch208.1 - He Walked Through Mountains of Daggers and Seas of Flames and Lived Through Many Lives, All For the Sake of Seeing Him Again (1)
- Ch208.2 - He Walked Through Mountains of Daggers and Seas of Flames and Lived Through Many Lives, All For the Sake of Seeing Him Again (2)
- Ch209.1 - Extra: Lu Ting POV 1 (1)
- Ch209.2 - Extra: Lu Ting POV 1 (2)
- Ch210.1 - Extra: Lu Ting POV 2 (1)
- Ch210.2 - Extra: Lu Ting POV 2 (2)
- Ch211.1 - Extra: Afterwards (1)
- Ch211.2 - Extra: Afterwards (2)